Things To Remember

"Things To Remember"

To truly love another, you must first love yourself.
And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in
between either.

When it becomes a crime to love, you should
probably consider dating outside the family.

A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives.
It can provide us with higher highs and lower
lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning
sensation, see your physician.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the
giver and precious to the recipient. But giving
the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal
and sincere.

We cannot see the future. We cannot change the
past. We can only live in the now with an eye
towards gaining enough power in the future to
wreak revenge on everyone who ever screwed
us in the past.
Received on Thu Jan 12 22:15:49 2006