"Quarters"
A teenage girl walked into a bank with several
glass jars filled with quarters. After running
them through the automated counting machine,
the teller announced,
"That came out to $793.75. Tell me, young lady,
how long have you been hoarding all those
quarters?"
"All year," replied the girl, "but my sister
whored half of them."
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