Trucker In Need

"Trucker In Need"

A trucker who has been out on the road for
three weeks stops into a brothel outside
Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam,
drops down $500 and says, "I want your
ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that
kind of money you could have one of my
finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen, sweetheart,
I ain't horny; I'm homesick."
Received on Tue Jan 10 08:24:11 2006