New Years Greetings {Insp}

"New Years Greetings"

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs,
and your stocks not fall; and may your blood
pressure, your tryglicerides, your cholesterol,
your white blood count and your mortgage interest
not rise.

May you get a clean bill of health from: your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your
urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your
psychiatrist, your plumber, and the IRS.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to
anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour,
and when you get there may you find a good
parking space.

May this holiday find you seated around the dinner
table, together with your beloved family and
cherished friends, ushering in the New Year ahead.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and
what others see in you delight them.

May the tele-marketers wait to make their sales
calls until you finish dinner, may your checkbook
and your budget balance, and may they include
generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say "I love you" at least once
a day to your partner, your child, and your parent(s).
You can say it to your secretary, your nurse, your
butcher, your photographer, your masseuse, your
seamstress, your hairdresser or your gym instructor,
but not with a "twinkle" in your eye.

May we live as intended, in a world at peace with
the awareness of the beauty in every sunset, every
flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile and
every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous part
of ourselves.
Received on Sun Jan 8 05:00:53 2006