New Year's Resolutions/Goals

"New Year's Resolutions/Goals"

The Basic Difference: HER (F) / HIS(M)

F: Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more water
M: One case beer per weekend (unless having
guys over or Superbowl weekend)

F: ONLY one chocolate bar per week
M: ONLY three nights at topless bar per week

F: Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week
M: Move furniture to find lost little black book
and bedroom TV remote

F: Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine
M: Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret
catalog mailing list

F: Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting
M: Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing

F: Get organized/clean house
M: Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or
younger brother)

F: Buy new Daily Planner
M: Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture

F: Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance
M: Score with tall, long-legged Blonde in Finance

F: Read More / Less TV
M: Buy Dish - More sports channels!!

F: Plan budget / Save more money
M: Only three nights at topless bar per week
Received on Mon Jan 9 06:13:21 2006