Widow

"Widow"

A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted
by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like
all men who have been married before, your husband
sometimes talks about his first wife?"

"Oh, not any more," the other woman replied.

"What stopped him?" asked the first.

"I started talking about my next husband," replied the
second woman.

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"Fees"

A couple considering a divorce, found out what
the attorneys' fees would be and decided to put
in a new swimming pool instead.

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"Cremation"

Two widows were visiting in the lounge of the
Seniors' Center.

"Well," one said, "Mary has just cremated her third
husband."

"Yeah, that's the way it goes," replied the other
widow. "Some of us can't find a husband, and
others have husbands to burn!"

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"Tough Choice"

An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls
in love with a young woman in her twenties
and is contemplating a proposal.

"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?"
he asked a friend.

"Your chances are better," said the friend,
"if you tell her you're 90."
Received on Sun Jan 8 04:59:54 2006