Swearing

"Swearing"

The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.

"Tyson," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind
of language. Where did you hear it?"

"My daddy said it," he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained, "I
don't want to hear that language in here again."

After a moment, she thought she whispered
aloud, "At least he doesn't know what it means."

"I do, too," Tyson corrected. "It means the car
won't start."

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"Opinion"

On the first day of school, a first grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this
child are not necessarily those of his parents."

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"Bad Grade"

Little Billy returns home from school and says
he got an F in arithmetic.

Why?" asks the father."

The teacher asked, 'How much is two times
three?' I said six,"replied Billy.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is
three times two?'"

"What's the bloody difference? " asks the father.

"That's what I said!"
Received on Sat Feb 25 08:33:23 2006