The Big Voice

"Casino Safety"

Because an increasing number of people are
having heart attacks while gambling, the big,
high-class casinos are now equipped with
sophisticated defibrillators.

They are computer-controlled to deliver the
exact electric shock needed to revive a heart
attack victim. That is, if you're at a big, high-
class casino.

At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just
drag you across the carpet and touch your
finger to the doorknob.

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"The Big Voice"

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly
he hears a deep voice: "DIG!"

He looks around: nobody's there. "I am having
hallucinations," he thinks. Then he hears the
voice again: "I SAID, DIG !"

So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare
hands, and after some inches, he finds a
small chest with a rusty lock.

The deep voice says: "OPEN !"

OK, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He
finds a rock with which to destroy the lock,
and when the chest is finally open, he sees
a lot of gold coins.

The deep voice says: "TO THE CASINO !"

Well, the casino is only a few miles away,
so the man takes the chest and walks to
the casino.

The deep voice says: "ROULETTE !"

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile
of roulette tokens and goes to one of the
tables, where the players gaze at him with
disbelief.

The deep voice says: "27 !"

He takes the whole pile and drops it at the
27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is
quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
The ball stays at the 26.

The deep voice says: "Ooops!"
Received on Fri Feb 24 07:44:42 2006