Twice a Day

"Twice a Day"

I read a survey the other day.

It said that the 'successful woman'
was one who made $38,500 per year.

One of the questions on the survey was
"How many times do you like to make love?"
The most popular answer was twice a day.

Two times a day?. . . That's two times, seven
days a week, 365 days a year. That's 730 times
a year.

You show me a woman who makes love
730 times a year and I'll show you a woman
who makes a lot more than thirty-eight five.
Received on Thu Feb 9 01:09:33 2006