Advice From Men To Women

"Involved With A Married Woman"

A lonely girl who was very forward worked in
a bookstore where one of the men that provided
service for the store was kind of cute. During
each service call she made every effort to make
sure she told him she was divorced and available.

One day she came out and ask him, "Are you
married?"

He answered her and said, "Well actually, I'm
involved with someone."

"Oh" she said disappointed, "seems like the
good ones always are."

"Well", he said, "Actually I'm involved with
a married woman."

"Oh, really!" she said with a renewed interest.

"Yeah," he says, "but unfortunately she's
my wife."

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"Advice From Men To Women"

Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car.
Tell them we don't want one.

When the waiter asks if everything's okay,
a simple 'Yes' is fine.

Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the
people in your stories are related to one
another: We're just nodding, waiting for
the punchline.

When I ask, 'How many guys have you slept
with?' It would be much appreciated if you
did not answer honestly.

If we see you in the morning and at night,
why call us at work?

The temperature in the cave will be my
responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately
cooler than you want it.

When I'm turning the wheel and the car is
nosing onto the off-ramp, saying "Oh, this
is our exit, Honey" is not really necessary.
Received on Thu Feb 9 01:08:28 2006