Scared Mouse

"Scared Mouse"

A man goes in bar. A mouse jumps out of
his pocket. Bartender says, "nice mouse!"

The man says, "No ordinary mouse though,
this little feller talks!"

The Bartender says, "Oh yeah, what about?"

The man says, "See that woman at the end
of the bar, the mouse will tell me what color
panties she has on."

Bartender says, "Really? This I gotta see."

The man points to woman says to mouse;
"Mouse: woman!"

Mouse runs down sees woman's panties
from the floor and comes back and says
"pink."

"Wow," the bartender says, "will he do that
for me?"

The man says, "Sure."

The bartender sees a woman sitting at a
table, points to her, says "Mouse: woman!"
Mouse runs out, comes tearing back,
bounces off the bar into the bartender's
pocket shaking like a leaf.

The bartender says, "What's wrong with you?"

Mouse says, "I taught I taw a puddy tat!"
Received on Wed Feb 8 08:22:56 2006