Out With The Boys

"Coming Home"

"Get this," said a guy to his friend, "last night,
while I was down at the bar with you guys,
a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything," his friend asked?

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out,
and a pair of broken ribs. The wife thought
it was me coming home drunk again."

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"Out With The Boys"

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But,
being payday, instead of going home, he
stayed out the entire weekend hunting with
the boys and spent his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday
night, he was confronted by a very angry wife
and was barraged for nearly two hours with
a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and
simply said to him. "How would you like it
if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine
with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went
with the same results.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the
corner of his left eye.
Received on Wed Feb 8 08:22:21 2006