Union House

"Union House"

A guy goes to a brothel in Nevada (where it's legal).
He asks the madam, "How much for a woman?"
"Fifty bucks" she tells him.

"That's okay" the guy says, "but I'm a very strong
union man. Is this a union house?" The madam
shakes her head and looks at him as though he's
crazy, so he leaves and goes down the road.

In the second house, the madam tells the guy that
to spend time with a girl it'll cost seventy five bucks.
Once again he goes through the union stuff, and
the madam tells him "no ", so he asks if she can
recommend a union house.

She thinks for a moment and gives him an address
down the road. As soon as he's out the door, she
calls the other madam and warns her about the union
guy who's on his way! The guy gets to the third
establishment and asks the price. "Two hundred fifty
bucks" the madam tells him.

The guy screams, saying that the other houses were
only charging fifty and seventy five bucks. "Yes sir" the
madam replies, "but you have to understand that this
is a union house. Our girls get health, dental, and
retirement plans."

The guy grumbles, but what can he do? He forks
over two hundred and fifty bucks then looks over
at a gorgeous blonde and says, "I'll take her!"

"Oh no sir" say's the madam, "that's your girl over
there." She points to the corner where a five foot
300 pound butterball with coke bottle glasses and
warts is sitting.

The guy yells, "What are you talking about? I gave
you two hundred and fifty bucks and I want the
stacked blonde!"

The madam replies, "But sir, this is a union house
and we observe seniority!"
Received on Tue Feb 7 04:01:53 2006