Great Singles Ad

"Great Singles Ad"

This has to be one of the best singles ads
ever printed. It is reported to have been
listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male
companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm
a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods, riding in your
pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing
trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating
out of your hand. I'll be at the front door
when you get home from work, wearing
only what nature gave me. Call (404)
555-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting....

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Over 15,000 men found themselves
talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week-old Black Labrador
Retriever!

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"Good Manners"

The woman was always frequenting small
antique shops, but regardless of what she
saw there, she always complained about
something. The quality was poor, the prices
too high, or the selection was limited.

The shop owners took it in stride, but one
day, while ranting and raving, she yelled
at the clerk, "Why is it I never manage to
get what I ask for in your shop?"

The clerk smiled and replied, "Possibly,
because we're too polite."
Received on Fri Feb 10 08:25:34 2006