Are There Cannibals in Africa?

"Are There Cannibals in Africa?"

A tourist goes to Africa and asks his tourist
guide while walking in the jungle, "Are we
safe here? Aren't there cannibals around here?"

And the tourist guide says, "Yes. You can be
sure there are no cannibals in Africa."

And the tourist says, "But there may be still
some cannibals."

And the tourist guide says, "No, rest assured.
We ate the last one last Monday."

Travelling can be such a hassle...

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"Friendly Natives"

A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland.
He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little
cottage and ask for something to drink.

The lady of the house invited him in and served
him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee
pig running around the kitchen, running up to the
visitor and giving him a great deal of attention.

The visitor commented that he had never seen
a pig this friendly.

The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly.
That's his bowl you're using."
Received on Fri Dec 1 01:18:23 2006