The Faithful Man

"The Faithful Man"

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want
one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was
stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
condoms in your car!!!
Received on Fri Dec 1 01:17:02 2006