An Irish Daughter

"An Irish Daughter"

An Irish daughter had not been home
for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why
did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand
what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....
I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot!
Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to
give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed
to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million
savings certificate. For me little brother, this
gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling
new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a membership to
the country club....(takes a breath)....and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve
on board my new yacht in the Riviera and ... "

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?"
says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad!
Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! BY GOLLY!! Ye scared me half to death,
girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come
here and give yer old man a hug!"
Received on Thu Aug 24 22:43:33 2006