15 Inspirational (?) Ideas

"15 Inspirational (?) Ideas"

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having
meetings; they did it by killing all those who
opposed them.

2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is
chaos... then you probably haven't completely
understood the seriousness of the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the
job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen
times gives you job security.

4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines.

5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural
Stupidity

6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...
probably has a scapegoat.

7. Plagiarism saves time.

8. TEAMWORK...means never having to take
all the blame yourself.

9. The beatings will continue until morale
improves.

10. Never underestimate the power of very
stupid people in large groups.

11. We waste time, so you don't have to.

12. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look
like an incompetent slacker.

13. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

14. Succeed in spite of management.

15. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid
Disappointment.
Received on Thu Aug 24 22:43:02 2006