Corporate Lessons

"Corporate Lesson Number One"

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and
asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story is:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must
be sitting very, very high up.

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"Corporate Lesson Number Two"

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of
that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed
with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and
found that it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finally after
a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at
the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,
who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bullcrap might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there.

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"Corporate Lesson Number Three"

When the body was first made, all the parts
wanted to be Boss. The brain said, " I should
be Boss because I control the whole body's
responses and functions."

The feet said, " We should be Boss as we
carry the brain about and get him to where
he wants to go."

The hands said, " We should be the Boss
because we do all the work and earn all the
money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the
lungs and the eyes until finally the a*hole
spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the a*hole
being the Boss. So the a*hole went on
strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed,
the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart
and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the a*hole
should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
just sat and passed out the crap.

Moral of the story:
You don't need brains to be a Boss -
any a-hole will do.
Received on Sat Aug 19 01:21:53 2006