How Many Dogs...

"How Many Dogs Does It Take
        To Change A Light Bulb?"

Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace
any wiring that's not up to code.

Rotweiler: Make me!

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that
stupid lamp!

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You
can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still
pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the d
ark...

Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap
on the couch.

Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with
my squeaky toys in the dark.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

Chihuahua: Tu quiero Taco Bulb?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs --
people change light bulbs. I am not one
of THEM so the question is, how long
before I can expect my light again?

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the
day is young, we've got our whole lives
ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?

Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing
I just ate was a light bulb?

Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Received on Fri Aug 18 08:08:02 2006