The Most Venomous Snake In The World

"The Most Venomous Snake In The World"

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius"
(Trouser Snake)

LOCATION: Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black.
Fang-less, with a highly venomous spit. Size
varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its
mood and subspecies.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks, mainly women,
in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an
inconspicuous bump. Then, a severe swelling,
followed by excruciating pain after nine months.
The attack is not usually fatal. However, it has
been known to attack men in the rear lower
abdomen, which may result in an incurable
disease and possible death.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has
been known to appear in the most unusual
places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available
for women. However, once the venom is injected
into the body, only drastic measures will ensure
complete recovery. There is no known antidote
for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED:

TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet, as
the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely
unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will
stop after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most
popular with the victim, but so far has not been
reported to have led to any success.

MILKING THE SNAKE:

1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the
neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.

2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards
and downwards motion.

3. This will result in the snake becoming highly
aggressive and start spitting.

4. The time taken for this milking process
depends entirely on the milker and the last
time the snake attacked.

5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless
for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is
very aggressive and active, is not necessarily
a vermin and treated with the right respect,
makes a wonderful pet.
Received on Fri Aug 18 08:06:50 2006