The Honest Husband

"The Honest Husband"

A married man and his secretary were
having a torrid affair. One afternoon
they couldn't contain their passion, so they
rushed over to her place where they spent
the afternoon making passionate love.
When they were finished, they fell asleep
and didn't wake up until 8 o'clock.

They got dressed quickly. Then the man
told his secretary to take his shoes outside
and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she
does as he asks (thinking he was pretty weird).

The man finally gets home and his wife meets
him at the door. Upset, she asks where he's
been. The man replies "I cannot tell a lie. My
secretary and I are having an affair. Today we
left work early, went to her place, spent the
afternoon making love then fell asleep. That's
why I'm late."

The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes
and says, "I can see those are grass stains on
your shoes. YOU DAMN LIAR!!! You've been
playing golf again, haven't you!?"
Received on Wed Apr 26 07:40:32 2006