The King And I

"The King And I"

A member of the faculty in a London medical
college was appointed an honorary physician
to the king. He proudly wrote a notice on the
blackboard in his classroom:

"Professor Jennings informs his students
that he has been appointed honorary
physician to His Majesty, King George."

When he returned to the class-room in the
afternoon he found written below his note:

"G~d save the King."

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"Cure For Cancer"

A class from a nearby university was visiting
a major drug manufacturer. The tour guide
led the students to a glass-enclosed room.
They could see several people in white lab
coats.

With her back to the glass, the guide
announced: "In this room researchers are
actively searching for a cure for cancer."

She stopped short as the group broke out
laughing.

Puzzled, the guide turned to look. Through
the glass she saw three scientists in
animated debate, flipping through the
Yellow Pages.
Received on Wed Apr 26 07:41:19 2006