Disappointment

"Cat"

A little boy went to school one day and while
he was gone, his cat got run over by a truck.
His mother is very concerned about how he
will take the news. Upon his arrival home,
she explains the tragedy and tries to console
the boy saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in
heaven with G~d now."

To which the boy replied, "What's G~d
gonna do with a dead cat?"

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"Disappointment"

Freddie ran into the kitchen crying and cradling
something in his hands. "Mommy, my turtle is
dead," Freddie told his mother as he held the
turtle out to her.

His mother kissed him on the head, then said,
"That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper,
put him in a little box, then have a nice burial
ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go
out for an ice cream soda, and then get you
a new pet. I don't want you . . ."

Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle
move. "Freddie, your turtle is not dead after all."

"Oh," the boy said. "Can I kill it?"
Received on Fri Apr 21 08:15:47 2006