Gentlemen's Quiz

"Gentlemen's Quiz"

1. In the company of feminists, coitus
should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for
the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from
a intimate relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your org*sm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss Sports Center (Sky)

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the
kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend
would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend
need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a
woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five
pounds in weight in the last month. You
tell her that it is:
a) Not a concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most
likely to find yourself saying at the end of
a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave
a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population:
You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable
watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before
she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the
bus in the first place

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"Answers"

If you answered 'A' more than 7 times,
check your pants to make sure you
really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times,
check into therapy, you're still a little
confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times,
call me up. Let's go drinking.
Received on Fri Apr 21 08:14:49 2006