24 Hours To Live

"24 Hours To Live"

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor told
him he had only 24 hours to live. He went
home to tell his wife and after they both had
a long cry over it, he asked her if she would
have sex with him because he only had 24
hours to live.

"Of course, Darling!" she replied. And so
they had sex.

Four hours later they were lying in bed and
he turned to her again, and said, "You know
I only have 20 hours to live, do you think we
could do it again?"

Again she responded very sympathetically
and agreed to have sex.

Another 8 hours pass, and she had fallen
asleep from exhaustion. He tapped her on
the shoulder, and asked her again, "You
know dear, I only have 12 more hours left,
how about we do it again for old times sake?"

By this time she was getting a little annoyed,
but reluctantly agreed.

After they finished, she went back to sleep and
4 hours later, he tapped her on the shoulder
again and said, "Dear, I hate to keep bothering
you but you know I only have 8 hours left before
I die, can we do it one more time?"

Well, she turns to him with a grimaced look on
her face and says, "You know, YOU don't have
to get up in the morning... But I do!!!"
Received on Thu Apr 13 23:15:24 2006