Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

"Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? "

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a
decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the
road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes!
The chicken crossed the road, but why
it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision
a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives
called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why
the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens
to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked
act of rebellion and we were quite justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where
no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road
with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken
crossed the road. Who cares why? The end
of crossing the road justifies whatever
motive there was.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned
that the chicken crossed the road reveals
your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken XP,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is
an inextricable part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really
cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with
THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken please?

IMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting
out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as
chickens have traditionally crossed roads
throughout history.

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the
heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not
cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did
not cross the road. I don't know any chickens.
I have never known any chickens.
Received on Tue Apr 11 21:41:49 2006