Revenge

"Revenge"

One day a construction worker left the job
a little early, and when he got home he found
his wife in bed with another man.

Purple with rage, he hauled the man down
the stairs and into the garage where he
proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.

Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop,
stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you?
ARE YOU?"

"Nope," replied the construction worker,
"You are...I'm going to set the garage
on fire."
Received on Tue Apr 11 21:37:15 2006