About Bouncing

"About Bouncing"

Little Johnny wakes up three nights in a row
to the sound of thumping coming from his
parents' bedroom.

Finally, on the third morning he says to his
mother, "Mommy, every night I hear you and
Daddy making noise, and when I look into
your bedroom you're bouncing up and down
on him."

Needless to say, Little Johnny's mother is
taken by surprise, so she quickly explains,
"Oh... that's because your Daddy has gained
weight and I'm bouncing on his stomach to
make him thin again."

Little Johnny looks a tad confused and
remarks, "Mommy, I don't think that's gonna
work."

"Why not, dear?"

"Because the lady next door comes by after
you leave the house every day and blows
him right back up!"
Received on Tue Apr 11 10:12:10 2006