Attrition

"Attrition"

Bill was not having a good day on the
golf course. After he missed a twelve
inch putt, his partner asked him what
the problem was.

"It's the wife," said Bill. "As you know,
she's taken up golf, and since she's
been playing she's cut my sex down
to once a week."

"Well you should think yourself lucky,"
said his partner, "she's cut some of us
out altogether!"
Received on Tue Apr 11 10:14:43 2006