How To Start Your Day With A Positive Outlook

"How To Start Your Day With
        A Positive Outlook"

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "HOUSEWORK"

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you
want to delete Housework permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the
mouse button firmly....

7. Feeling better now???

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"Baseball Diapering"

Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby:

"Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond,
with you at bat.

Then, fold second-base down to home and
set the baby on the pitcher's mound.

Put first-base and third together, bring up home
plate and pin the three together.

Of course, in case of rain,
you gotta call-the-game and start all over again."
Received on Fri Sep 23 09:32:42 2005