Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

"Better How?"

We were helping customers when the store
optometrist walked by and flirted with a co-worker.

Of course, we all had to stop what we were doing
to tease her. But she quickly dismissed the notion
of a budding romance.

"Can you imagine making out with an optometrist?"
she asked. "It would always be, 'Better like this...or
like this?'"

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"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"
(especially when you share the same major!)

PSYCHOLOGY
Girl accuses guy of just using her as a
substitute for his Mother.

SOCIOLOGY
Each claims to have been oppressed in the
relationship.

ARCHAEOLOGY
One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other
of trying to dig it up.

THEATER
"OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"

BIOLOGY
"You just wanted to get in my genes!"

PHYSICS
Both resign themselves to the fact that what
goes up must come down.

JOURNALISM
"Today was the end of an era.
Jack, 19, and Jill, 18,
called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."

WOMEN'S STUDIES
"HE did it!"

BUSINESS
Both decide that they're spending way too much
money together, and that it's simply cheaper to
be single.

HISTORY
Each party argues the breakup was caused by
something the other party did in the past.

GEOGRAPHY
Both people decide to simply move far away to
avoid each other.

ANATOMY
"I never liked your body anyway."

ECONOMICS
One party demands more than the other can
supply.
Received on Thu Sep 22 06:17:59 2005