Erogonique

"Erogonique"

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit
lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see
advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl
calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over
in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the
right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful
legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my
room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I
should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and
what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night
long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot
and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover
me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you
want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says,

"That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line
you need to press 9."
Received on Wed Sep 14 07:52:37 2005