New Town Doctor

"New Town Doctor"

A young doctor had moved into town and was setting
up a new practice. He had a new sign painted and
hung it in front of his office, proclaiming his
specialties: "Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids"

The town fathers were upset with the sign and asked
him please to change it.

The Doctor was eager to please, so he put up a new sign:
"Queers & Rears"

The town fathers were really fuming about that one, so
they demanded that the Doctor come up with a decent
sign that would not offend the townspeople.

So the Doctor came up with an acceptable sign:
"Odds & Ends"
Received on Thu Sep 15 10:43:19 2005