The Talking Clock

"The Talking Clock"

While proudly showing of his new apartment to
friends one night a ticked-off Ted led the way to
his bedroom where pride of place was given to
a large brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests
asked.

"Why, that's the speaking clock',"Ted replied.

"How does it work?

"I'll show you," Ted said, giving it an ear-shattering
blow with an unpadded dodger.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall
screamed, "For goodness sake you idiot, it's 2 o'clock
in the morning!"

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"College Students: Start Worrying When..."

You consider McDonalds 'real food'.

4.00AM is still early on weekends.

You'd rather clean than study.

You live for getting mail and e-mail.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party

Re-arranging your room is your favorite pastime.

You schedule classes around sleep and TV soaps.

There is less then $4.50 in your bank account at any
given time.

The visa cards are full and the overdraft is up to its
limit.

Computer solitaire is more than a game, its a way
of life.

You get excited when you find change that someone
carelessly left in the drinks machine.
Received on Wed Sep 14 07:51:04 2005