Bingo Card

"Bingo Card"

A guy had a very attractive wife, who was always
wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too
well off. One day his wife came home with a
diamond necklace.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a mink coat.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a Mercedes
Benz. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where
I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of
water in the tub. The wife asked: "How come you put
so little water in the tub?"

The guy replied: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo
card."
Received on Tue Sep 13 08:56:21 2005