Lost And Found

"Puzzled"

A Blonde calls her best friend one day and
she is very upset.

"I can't get this jigsaw puzzle put together and
I've been trying for weeks," she cried. "Can you
please come over and help me before I go crazy?"

"What kind of puzzle is it?" asks the friend.

The panicked woman says, "Well there is a
rooster on the box. But there's so many pieces
and it's so confusing, I just don't know where to start!"

Her friend is the compassionate sort and says,
"I'll be right over."

Off to the blonde's house she goes. When she
gets there, she takes one look at the table and
turns to her friend and says:

"Put the corn flakes back in the box."

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"Lost And Found"

A very large, old, building was being torn down in
Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due
to its proximity to other buildings it could not be
imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two construction
workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind
the elevator shaft. They decided that they should
call the police.

When the police arrived they directed them to the
closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed
and standing upright. They said this could be Jimmy
Hoffa or somebody really important.

Two days went by and the construction workers
couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who
they had found. They called the police and said, "We
are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet
and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or
somebody important."

The police said, "It’s not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was
somebody kind of important."

"Well, who was it?" they asked.

Said the cops, "The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-
Seek Champion."
Received on Tue Sep 13 08:55:50 2005