Little Johnny's Mom

"Little Johnny's Mom"

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class
what their parents did for a living. One little girl
said her father was a doctor, another said her
mother was an engineer. When it was Little
Johnny's turn, he stood up and proudly said,
"My mom's a prostitute!"

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to
the principal's office. Then, 15 minutes later,
he returned. So the teacher asked, "Did you
tell the principal what you said in class?"

Johnny said, "Yes."

"Well, what did the principal say?"

"He said that every job is important in our economy,
gave me an apple and asked for my phone number!"
Received on Sat Sep 10 02:23:54 2005