I Like The Way You Are Thinking

"I Like The Way You Are Thinking"

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math
problems when his teacher picked him to answer
a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how
many would be left?

"None," replied Johnny "cause the rest would fly
away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But
I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now.
If there were three women eating ice cream cones
in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting
her cone, and the third sucking the cone, which
one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the
one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding
ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:44:49 2005