The Surgeons' Coffee Break

"Good News, Bad News..."

A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The
doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you,
I have some good news and some bad news."

The man asks for the good news first:

"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,"
  says the doctor.

Horrified, the man asked: "If that is the good news,
then what is the bad news??"

"I couldn't reach you yesterday."

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"The Surgeons' Coffee Break"

5 surgeons are taking a coffee break:

1st surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to
operate on because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best.
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

3rd surgeon says, "Try electricians, man! Everything
inside them is color coded."

4th surgeon says, "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless,
spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are
interchangeable."

5th surgeon says, "I like engineers ... they always
understand when you have a few parts left over
at the end."
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:19:45 2005