Two Second Doctor Exam

From: Unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Fri Sep 09 2005 - 19:16:50 EDT

"Two Second Doctor Exam"

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked
him to give her an examination to determine the
cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say,
"Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with
the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and
would *never* compromise her reputation by having
sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched
the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit
looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention
to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am.  It's just
that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the
east, and three wise men came.  I was hoping they'd
show up again, and help me figure out who got your
daughter pregnant!"

Received on Fri Sep 9 19:18:44 2005