Hard Of Ear-ring

"Number Of Work Days In A Year"

The year is made of 365 days having 24 hours,
12 of which are night time hours which add up
to 182 days.

This leaves you with 183 days of work minus
52 Sundays which leaves you 131 days to work
minus 52 Saturdays which leaves you 79 days
to work and there are four hours each day set
aside for eating which adds to 60 days which
leaves you 19 days for working, and are entitled
to 15 days for your vacation which leaves you 4
days left for work minus 3 days usually taken off
due to illness or other emergencies, which leaves
you one day to work which happens to be a Labor
day, which is a holiday.

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"Hard Of Ear-ring"

Bob was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a
floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was
permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a
rather large sum of money and went on his way.

One day, Bob decided to invest his money in a small, but
growing telecom business. After weeks of negotiations, he
bought the company outright. But, after signing on the
dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running
such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who
could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy
was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very
interesting. At the end of the interview, Bob asked him, "Do
you notice anything different about me?"

The gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice
you have no ears."

Bob got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even
better than the first guy. He asked her the same question,
"Do you notice anything different about me?"

She replied, "Well, you don't have any ears."

Bob again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It
was with a very young woman who was fresh out of college.
She was smart. She was well-spoken. And she seemed to
be a better businessperson than the first two put together.
Bob was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young
woman the same question: "Do you notice anything different
about me?"

And to his surprise, the young woman answered, "Yes. You
wear contact lenses."

Bob was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant
young woman. How in the world did you know that?"

The young woman replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear
glasses with no ears!"
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:17:23 2005