Why Men Pee Standing Up

"Why Men Pee Standing Up"

G~d was just about done creating man, but he had
two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite
decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He
thought He might just as well ask them. He told them
one of the things He had left was a thing that would
allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very
handy thing," G~d told them, "and I was wondering if
either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh,
please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It
seems like just the sort of thing a man should have.
Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went
like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told G~d
that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.

So G~d gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee
standing up. Adam was so excited he just started
whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock,
then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried
to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing
with delight all the while.

G~d and Eve watched him with amusement and then
G~d said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with
the last thing I have left. It is really handy."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Multiple orgasms."
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:20:25 2005