Happy Marriage Ingredients

"Drink Limit"

When asked by their host if she would like another drink,
the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said,

"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."

"Why is that," the host asked?

Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it; after
two drinks ...anyone can!"

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"Happy Marriage Ingredients"

The secret checklist for a happy marriage.......

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.
Received on Fri Sep 9 08:42:27 2005