Vampires' Night Out

"Halloween Candy"

The day after Halloween, Little Johnny was
sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the
bench across from him said, "Son, you know
eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will
give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."

Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be
107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6
candy bars at a time?"

Little Johnny answered, "No, he but he knew
how to mind his own damn business!"

****************************************

"Vampires' Night Out"

Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress
comes up to them and asks them what they'll
have. The first vampire says, "I'll have a glass
of O Positive."

The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of
AB Negative."

The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver.
I'll just have a glass of plasma."

The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,
"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"
Received on Mon Oct 31 22:38:45 2005