How To Speak Politically Correct ...

From: Unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Mon Oct 31 2005 - 22:39:59 EST

"How To Speak Politically Correct about Women"

She is not a BABE or a CHICK
-She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She has not BEEN AROUND
-She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE
-She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not an AIRHEAD
-She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
-She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY
-She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID
-She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She is not HORNY
-She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She is not a BAD COOK
-She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She is not HALF NAKED
-She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
Received on Mon Oct 31 22:40:14 2005

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