Halloween Costumes

"Halloween Costumes"

A couple was going to a costume party. The
husband was unsure of what costume to wear.
His wife was telling him to hurry or they would
be late for the party. She was walking down
the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked
except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of
boots.

"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.

"This is it," replied his wife.

"What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked
the husband.

"Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explains
the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on."

The husband went upstairs and was back in
about 2 minutes. He also was completely
naked except he had a rose vase slid over his
penis.

"What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked
the wife.

"I am a fire alarm," he replied.

"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing.

"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire, break the
glass, pull twice, and I come."
Received on Mon Oct 31 00:03:44 2005