Fear No Evil

"Devilish Lies"

A man was going to attend a Halloween party
dressed in a costume of the devil. On his way
it began to rain, so he darted into a church where
a revival meeting was in progress.

At the sight of his devil's costume, people began
to scatter through the doors and windows.

One lady got her coat sleeve caught on the arm of
one of the seats and, as the man came closer,
she pleaded, "Satan, I've been a member of this
church for 20 years, but I've really been on your
side all the time."

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"Fear No Evil"

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone
in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their
local church. Before the service starts, the
townspeople sit in their pews and talk about
their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone
starts screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in their determined efforts to
get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church
except for one man, who sits calmly in his pew,
seemingly oblivious to the fact that G~d's ultimate
enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan
a bit.

Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey,
don't you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, I sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, I sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, asks, "And why aren't you afraid
of me?"

"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
Received on Sat Oct 29 01:16:46 2005