Little Johnny on Halloween

"Scavenger Hunt"

A woman answered her front door and found Little
Johnny and Billy holding a list. "Lady," Johnny
explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still
need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and
a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such
a challenging hunt?"

"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."

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"Scary Costume"

The door bell, rings, and a man answers it.

Here stands Little Johnny plain but well dressed who
says, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the Johnny what he's dressed up like
for Halloween.

Little Johnny says, "I'm an IRS agent." Then he takes
28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say
Thank You.
Received on Sun Oct 30 10:21:17 2005