Dog as a Hotel Guest

"Smoke Rings"

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA
stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He
stood at the end of the bar and lit up a cigar. As
he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly
blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air,
an angry American Indian approached him and
said,

"Now listen buddy, if you don't stop calling me that
I'll smash your face in!"

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"Dog as a Hotel Guest"

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest
town, which he planned to visit on his vacation.

He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog
with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in
my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner,
who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many
years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal
towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the
walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle
of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And
I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes,
indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel, and if
your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to
stay here, too!"
Received on Fri Oct 28 10:59:54 2005